Michael Van Ert,
The Computer Guy!
Yearly Offer - See Below - One-Time 1/2 Price Offer - click here!
Ok, here's
what I'll do remotely for you each month under my computer service contract...
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I’ll keep your computer equipped with the best freeware available
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I’ll clean your computer of spyware, malware, viruses and Trojans through the above set of freeware programs
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I’ll speed up your system by removing hidden program start-ups and services you’ll never use
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I’ll keep you informed of recalls, promotions, tips & tricks related to your computer through my newsletter ‘The Byte Line’ (NOTE from Tawnya: Thanks again for finding that recall on my laptop and saving me $1,000+ this week!)
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When asked, I’ll advise you on hardware and software choices and pricing
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I’ll keep your computer’s hardware and software up-to-date
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And I guarantee you will not pay for any software repairs because of a virus, Trojan, spyware or malware for the entire time of the contract should your computer become infected
How Does
it Work?
I use a
program called LogMeIn to access your computer(s) so you’ll have to sign up for
their FREE account (or their paid one, it’s up to you) and send me the login
information for your account and the user name and password for your
computer(s). Once a month I will contact you to remind you that I will be
performing my service and maintenance on your computer the next day. You’ll need
to have your computer turned on and ready at the appropriate time. The first
time will take 3-8 hours per computer, depending on the state of your system.
Some of the programs I use take a long time to run and I’ll be on and off your
computer during the maintenance stage. When I am done I will leave a note on
your desktop telling you I’m finished. You will NOT be able to use your computer
during this time.
Make no mistake, I do want you to buy my services, I just don’t want to bore the heck out of you in the process. Here’s what I am offering, one year of computer servicing & maintenance for $384.00, a $900.00 value per computer saving you $516.00 per year.
My SPECIAL
Offer to you...
>>> 1 year
of computer servicing & maintenance regularly priced at $900 for just $384!
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That works
out to a savings of $516 per year and only $32 per month to remotely protect
your business computer. (NOTE from Tawnya: Super-duper deal here VAs, you
won't be disappointed, I promise you that!)
Yeah,
But… Commonly Asked Questions
Q. Who
are you?
A. You can learn more about me, read testimonials and learn how my remote
maintenance program works by visiting my blog site at
http://mvanert.com.
Q. Can I
use my computer when you are doing your work?
A. No.
Q. I have antivirus and antispyware programs on my computer now, what happens to them?
A. Unless they are on my list of approved programs I will be removing them, you are agreeing to this by signing up.
Q. I have more than one computer, can I get even a better deal?
A. Yes, see the drop-down menu for further discounts if you have 2 or 3 computers.
Q. Can I
pay you monthly instead?
A. Yes, the retail cost is $75 per month per computer, discounted to $65
per month for a second computer and less for 3 or more, ask me for details.
The only way you can get the $32 per month deal is to pre-pay for one year.
Q. What
if I want to quit after 3 months, will I get a refund?
A. Yes, but it will be based on $75 per service, so $384 (one year) - $225
(3 x $75) = $159 refund. If you cancel after five months or more
there would
be no refund.
Q. Can I
try your services out first before paying for the year?
A. Sure, the cost is $75.00. If you decide you like what I did and want to
go ahead with the one year contract you will be invoiced for the $384.00 less
$75.00 and
remaining balance would have to be made within 7 days of the first service.
Q. How do I
install LogMeIn?
A. Go to
http://mvanert.com to get
complete instructions on installing LogMeIn and to find what your User name is.
Look under the tabs “Free Computer Tips & Tricks” for LMI installation and “Free
Video Help” to find out about User accounts.
Q. How
do I pay?
A. You can pay using PayPal, Visa or MasterCard from the invoice that will
be sent you.
Q. Can
you see everything on my computer?
A. Yes. So if you have plans for world domination with the help of the
super aliens from planet Necromenrtias I could find it. If you have a secret
fetish about Bart Simpson on your computer I could find it. If you have photos
of a secret hiding place for your Lego recreation of Bart, I could find it.
But I won’t.
Let me be brutally honest and blunt, I don’t care what you have on your computer. I really don’t have the time to look and unless there is the secret for turning Rice Krispies into gold sitting on your desktop, I won't be looking.
Besides, you can watch what I’m doing for the whole 3-8 hours and if you,
at any time, see me doing something you don’t want me to do you can terminate
the LogMeIn session and you can either remove your computer from LogMeIn or
cancel your LogMeIn account and I’ll never be able to access your computer(s)
again. YOU, not me, are in total control at ALL TIMES.
Summary
So, that is
what I’m offering, 12 months of security, computer maintenance and peace of mind
for $384.00 per year plus a monthly subscription to ‘The Byte Line’, my monthly
newsletter on all things computer.
Remember, to take advantage of this offer you have to pre-pay for one year.
This offer
is time limited to the first 20 people.
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I want to thank Tawnya and all of the VA's I'm currently working with for their past support and wish one and all a profitable 2011.
Michael Van Ert